Bucket of FAIL

The Boy and some of his friends were on the loose this afternoon, and as all proper kids on their own do, they decided to get ice cream before going for lunch. They went to Ben & Jerry's, where The Boy and three other kids--one of whom is a girl--decided to try to eat this:



It's called The Vermonster, and it's free (and you get a free t-shirt) if you can eat it all inside of ten minutes.

From Wickipedia:

A Vermonster is a large ice cream sundae made by Ben and Jerry's. The name is a portmanteau of Vermont (the company's home state) and monster (indicating large size). It consists of standard sundae ingredients, but in such amounts as to (excessively) feed four people. It contains the following:

Twenty scoops of Ben and Jerry's ice cream
4 ladles of hot fudge
Whipped cream
3 cookies
A choice of 4 toppings
brownies
4 bananas
According to a Travel Channel show highlighting extreme foods (October, 2009), the Vermonster has 14,000 calories and 500 grams of fat.

Guess who came home without a t-shirt.